Familie Bofkont: Het Beloofde Varkensland | Sanctuary
‘Kom’, moet Wildeman gedacht hebben. ‘Wat zal ik nu weer eens gaan doen? Ik heb wel weer eens zin in een inbraak. Wie weet heeft iemand de deur van het keukentje niet goed dicht gedaan.’
De buit was groot. De ravage ook. Maar dat kon me niks schelen, al had Wildeman het hele Beloofde Varkensland afgebroken. En dat hij 6 ontbijtkoeken op had plus 4 flessen zonnebloemolie, dat vond ik ook helemaal niet erg.
Maar…
Bofkontboerin Ariane had net vrijdag stapels boterhammen met pindakaas gesmeerd En belegd met pillen. Die voorraad lag klaar in een afgesloten box. Goed voor dertig varkens met artroseklachten. Konden ze weer drie dagen mee vooruit.
Zwijnen krijgen alles open. Deuren, kasten, dozen, boxen, potten, voertonnen, alles.
En dus had Wildeman de hele-voorraad-boterhammen-met-pindakaas-en-mediactie-voor-30-varkens-voor-3-dagen kunnen bemachtigen. En opgegeten.
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In totaal had Wildeman dus 660 pillen op, de ibuprofen met een hoge dosering, maar godzijdank de maagbeschermers ook.
Dokter Peter:
‘Als hij dit overleeft, hebben we wel een case. Dit is nog nooit voor gekomen. Honden moet je in zo’n geval meteen een braakmiddel geven, maar voor varkens bestaat dat niet en bovendien: varkens en braken, dat is een heel moeilijk verhaal. Dat kunnen ze niet of nauwelijks.’
‘Ik zit vast in een overvol spreekuur, moet ook nog naar een schaap voor een keizersnee, ik kan onmogelijk komen. Geef hem norit. Dat is het beste dat ik kan verzinnen.’
We kregen er 50 tabletten norit in. En toen was het afwachten.
‘s Middags begon hij toch te braken. Zelf overgeven is al een crime. Maar een varken te zien braken die dat van nature eigenlijk helemaal niet kan, is helemaal een verschrikking. O wat voelde die arme Wildeman zich beroerd. Daarna is hij bij BabyBig gaan liggen. Vannacht wilde hij er uit om te drinken.
En nu?
Hij loopt af en toe wat. Duidelijk hondsberoerd. Hier en daar ligt wat diarree. Hij wil niks eten, norit gaat er dus ook niet meer in. Wat zeg ik dan altijd? Hopen en bidden. Deze keer voor Wildeman. Wildeman!
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